Lindsay Lohan

Hollywood star Lindsay Lohan is set to be the latest celebrity perfumer – she’s planning to launch her own scent. The star, 20, told fashion publication Women’s Wear Daily she was still in the initial stages of planning with the French fragrance house Coty.

A Coty spokesperson refuses to confirm or deny Lohan’s claims, saying, “We don’t comment on rumors.”

Lohan’s new business foray would align her with current famous perfumers Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Naomi Campbell, Elizabeth Taylor, Celine Dion, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Shania Twain.

OMFG, I can’t even wait for the new line of FireCrotch Perfume. I bet it will smell like week old tuna wrapped up in sweaty old panties.

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